Today I went to the M.I.C.E. craft show in Royal Oak. Met Killtaupe and firechicktick and so many others. After my sis, son and I went to lunch and the strangest thing happened. When the waitress came to clear our plates she said "what a good job you did". Like we are what, 5? We cleaned out plates, whoopee! She must have been channeling her kids or something.
Then, after lucking out getting a good parking spot at the mall sis was driving me home when the traffic started backing up. I said, must be an accident or something up ahead. She immediately turned on the all news station to see if we could find out how much of a backup there would be. About 2 clicks later, in the middle of 696, scattered all over the road we spotted the carnage. First all I saw was the white plastic bags from the store, then we started to spot the bodies, Mickey, Elmo, Teddy, they were all over the place. Oh the humanity, it was horrible. Just after we passed the scene of destruction, the radio announcer came on the air to tell us what had transpired. Seems someones shopping some how got scattered all over the highway and I woman had just called in to say she had run over Elmo, but he should be ok. We pretty much split a gut the rest of the way home.
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